Sweep up as much dirt and broken glass as you can.
Bachelors don't measure... Pour small puddles of soap on the floor.
Liberally wet floor with kitchen sink sprayer. No bucket required!
Wait a few minute for the water and soap to loosen up your filth.
Mop around. No rules. Get crazy.
Squeeze out the mop when it gets full of dirty water. Repeat until women aren't scared to walk barefoot in your kitchen.